Things To Do Without Voices For 2 Weeks

1. Cry.

2. Go Insane.

3. Rejoyce.

4. Kill Random defenceless animals to cover your Grief.

5. Take the Rubbish out like your Wives/Parents asked you to do 20 mins ago.

6. Create a Cult Called the "Cult Of The Lost Voices"

7. Impregnate Or Be Impregnated by the closest member of the opposite sex that looks as much like me as possible

8. Take those Breakdancing lessons you've been meaning to do since 1984

9. Cry again (This time infront of people so they ask you why your crying)

10. Get a blow up Antonio Bendares Doll (With Realistic Genitalia) and throw it into a Catholic Girl College ..... (why not?)

11. Go to a Doctor and tell them "Hey you know what, I know Ihearvoices"

12. Get into an Elevator Stop the Car between levels and Put Up Flower Print Wallpaper Especially covering the panel with the buttons and then let it continue to the next stop.

13. See how long you can go without doing a Bowel Movement then ring your local Radio Station and insist you tell them the length of time Live on air.

14. Read The Da Vinci Code on the Rail/Subway in a Grade 2 Learning how to read voice very loudly.

15. Do the Amun'Thul Naked Mile In my Honor and have someone tape it.

16. Get a GM to Log on and find you in a very remote area of the Game when he gets there Flag yourself PVP and tell them to "Bring it on Pussy"

17. Sing 12 days Of Christmas in Swahilee

18. And most Importantly Keep this List going with Sugestions So I can have a good Laugh when I return


Love you guy's take care all and I will see ya when I'm back unless I can find a good CyberCafe in Adelaide with WOW on it and I can get to the computer without causing GBH to any persons using it.

I will be back on the 2nd of January 2007 but may not be online untill the 3rd but I will be back and Kicking.

Also Myate if you make it to 60 before me that will be Depremental to my mental wellbeing just keep that in mind Kidding If ya make it Gratz Dude You deserve the honor of Being the First 60 Priest just based on your leveling history.

Panzor, Mike And the Rest of the Guild May your Christmas be filled with Food and Joy and more food again and May the New Year Bring you closer to seeing me God I'm Self centred

well now I guess I have a reason to do #8

have fun on holiday V, be safe and get back here in 1, or even 2 pieces!

19. Prove mathamatically that the universe does really revolve around Ihearvoices

20. Invent a seriously brain-cell destroying cocktail and name it the Ihearvoices Blessing of Oblivion

Sorry to point out the fault in your logic here voices, but with 12 you wouldn't be able to restart the elevator if you cover all the buttons with wall paper. You wouldn't know which one to push.

You would if you put the Wallpaper up over the Panel Last, Memorising where the "Hold Elevator" Button is.

Try to enjoy your time away, as best you can V, we will be here when you return

Ok, I did all those things. What now? More crying?

Ezekeyal wrote:

Ok, I did all those things. What now? More crying?

If you've done all that crying I'd suggest buying a box of tissues

No, I cried so much I now have a small saltwater pool in my backyard.

well, that's one way of overcoming the water shortage problems

But how do we overcome the Ihearvoices shortage problem?

The Voices Shortage is Over Eze well and truly Over

So now that I'm back I should crank out the OT and get my Sorry But Up to 60 so I may be of some use in MC

To Hell Heck With sleep here I go

Yay!