From me ("the wishor") to you ("the wishee").
Please accept without obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes
for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, politically
correct, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the
summer solstice holiday, practised within the most enjoyable traditions
of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your
choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or
traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or
secular traditions at all.
I wish you a financially successful, personally fulfilling and medically
uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted
calendar year 2007, but with due respect for the calendars of choice of
other cultures or sects, and having regard to the race, creed, colour,
age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform or
sexual preference of the wishee.
By accepting this greeting you are bound by these terms that:- This
greeting is subject to further clarification or withdrawal. This
greeting is freely transferable provided that no alteration shall be
made to the original greeting and that the proprietary rights of the
wishor are acknowledged.
This greeting implies no promise by the wishor to actually implement any
of the wishes. This greeting may not be enforceable in certain
jurisdictions and/or the restrictions herein may not be binding upon
certain wishees in certain jurisdictions and is revocable at the sole
discretion of the wishor.
This greeting is warranted to perform as reasonably may be expected
within the usual application of good tidings, for a period of one year
or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes
first. The wishor warrants this greeting only for the limited
replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole
discretion of the wishor. Any references in this greeting to "the Lord",
"Father Christmas", "Our Saviour", "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer" or
any other festive figures, whether actual or fictitious, dead or alive,
shall not imply any endorsement by or from them in respect of this
greeting, and all proprietary rights in any referenced third party names
and images are hereby acknowledged. This greeting is made under
Australian Law, in the English language.
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